boy: I like you

me: I don’t believe you

boy: *kisses me* I like you

me: I don’t believe you

boy: *proposes to me* I love you

me: I don’t believe you

boy: *puts the wedding ring on my finger* I will love you forever

me: I don’t believe you

That is the problem with me. Someone could straight out tell me they like me, or love me, and I will never believe them because how could someone like me?